酒一的部落格

'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,

'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,

'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'



'Because you got an F in sex.' 
 

If you see someone without a smile today
Give them one of yours!

再加一個臺灣版的計程車笑話:

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3  short  jokes

 
(1) Chinese Adam & Eve:
 
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
 
 
(2) Three Feelings:
 
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
 
 (3) A tap on the driver
 
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,
drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass
window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,
"Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
 
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't
realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
 
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all.
Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the